Topic: apparently i flooded my dads apartment

[Fishyneil]

nope i overlaoded on my dads coke and pissed but instead off it going down

Please explain further.
Fishy

[misfit_ramone_TylerCat]

explanation completely:
went to dads apartment since he was in bc, used his bathroom cuase i had to pee so badly cause i drank all his coke and i didnt push the little switch completely down so the water went up and i thought it stopped but i guess it didnt

[Fishyneil]

Thanks MRTC,
  I get it now. Watching the water rise in the bowl can be a very anxious moment in a man's life. Will it stop or will it over flow? Holy crap what a rush. (Fishy goes and gets a big wad of paper towels to regain that feeling) JK
Fishy

[David Heisel]

Last summer I was on vacation at the Beach, and bought a ton of fireworks.  Let me preface this by saying over the last year i've exploded hundred of firecrackers in my toilets at my college house and never had any damage whatsoever.  Now I dropped just one identical firecracker in the hotel toilet, and boom, a chunk of porcelin the size of my hand blows out the side of the toilet and water floods the whole bathroom.  

I turned off the water to the toilet headed to the nearest Home Depot, bought some marine boat sealant and a chalk gun, gave it a quick fix, and they never noticed.  Im sure about a month or two later the sealant degraded and it flooded again, but they never sent me any bills so I guess I won.  

[RumNCoke]

Good job, Dave. You committed the perfect crime.

[SgtMeowsteen]

Who you tryin' to kid Tyler Cat.  

"the bathroom flooded for some reason"

We ALL know (including you) that you took a shoftball size shit and THAT's what clogged the toi toi.  Look, it's happened to the best of us, it's ok, one question begs to be answered though...did you upload the turd to ratemypoo.com

Regards,

Mr. McStagger

I had to come out of the powder room and look for a pair of sissors once to prevent flooding. Sometimes you just look at it and know.

[JulianRocks]