Here's the ultimate.....
When I was 18 and my friend was 16....her folks went away for a week and left her and her bro and sis home, with a very specific, NO PARTIES warning.
Well, obviously we threw a major bash....at some point in the evening someone ripped the toilet out of the main bathroom and threw it in the hallway.Not knowing what to do...we just propped it back up.You can see where this is headed.....
Flash forward a few days...Mom and Dad come home...Dad goes to take a crap...and of course as soon as he sits down,he and the toilet take a tumble.
Holy shit we're they in trouble!! Needless to say my friend got grounded for the rest of the summer.
Still, bet it would have been funny to see him rolling around the bathroom floor ,pants down around his ankles!