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Becca

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« Reply #25 on: Mar 20, 2005, 01:31 AM »
If that phrase is from a rap song, please forgive me.

I don't listen to rap and I'm gettin' old.  Seriously.  I'll be hitting 40 in a couple of years and I would appreciate a bigger font and bold letters, heh.

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 20, 2005, 08:59 AM »
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If that phrase is from a rap song, please forgive me.

I don't listen to rap and I'm gettin' old.  Seriously.  I'll be hitting 40 in a couple of years and I would appreciate a bigger font and bold letters, heh.

Cheers,
B.


Here's the song lyrics by Jool's fave band. NWA. I still laugh when Mrs. Peterson gives him the CD.
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Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say


Now I imagine I look very very ridiculous when I crank this up in my car and sing along  when I'm on my way to the grocery store. This usually happens when I'm in a "Ricky mood" after a run in with a boss at work or something. I've always defied authority. But since I'm in Becca's age range now (pre-Cougar? as y'all refer to it?) I simply question it. I have respect for all the real comic book heros in our presence.
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« Reply #27 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:18 AM »
Thanks for posting that, Sarge, and my apologies to seriousguy ... see, I told ya I was getting old - I had no idea that song existed.

Now ... back to my knitting ... Heh.

Cheers,
B.
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 20, 2005, 02:24 PM »
My girlfriend and I were just about to drive through the toll going from Nova Scotia, to New Brunswick in a Uhaul there a couple months ago. We got pulled over by the RCMP. We weren't speeding, so we were wondering what in the hell was going on. My girlfriend was driving at the time and I was in the passenger seat. The cop asked for both my girlfriend's driver's licence and mine... I was wondering why in the hell he was asking for my shit? I wasen't even driving. He asked more questions to me than my girlfriend..Like what was my current address, where did I rent the uHaul, where I was going, why I was going there, how long did I have the uHaul for, and all that shit. Then came the question. "Can I search the back of your truck please..." And I said, do you need me out with you?  He said, "do you have any weapons in the back...My girlfriend blurts out..."Yeah, He's got 3 daggers, a mini sword, and a scabbard back there!" The cop actually rested his hand on his gun and said. "PLEASE STAY IN THE CAR, SIR!" by then I thought for sure I was gonna get my ass shot up!!!
He came back and gave us our ID's, and our uHaul contract back...And said "Thanks for your time, drive safely" I said "Could you at least tell us what the hell all that was about?!?!" He said "Just making routine checks, have a nice day." WHATTHAFHAK?!?!" The first thing I said when we pulled away was "THAT PRICK BETTER NOT HAVE STOLEN MY BOLOGNY OUT OF THE COOLER!!!" With that my girlfriend cracked up. We told my girlfriend's father what happened, and he said "it was probably because Jay was so shady looking with the flannel shirt, beard and Trailer Park Boys's woolie on"....
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 20, 2005, 02:58 PM »
Just so you know (if you didn't) ,those "routine checks" are essentially illegal searches! Of course they are allowed to ask, and if you say yes, they can search ,but they have NO RIGHT! They will bully you and intimidate you  "we can wait for a judge to issue a warrant" ,but if you have nothing to hide and a bit of time ,call their bluff. 99.9% of the time ,they won't be able to get a warrant for a "routine" (BS)  traffic check. They can't demand ID from a passenger!  You could probably launch a complaint ( not that it would do much). Of course ,if you were smoking a joint at the time....different story.
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« Reply #30 on: Mar 20, 2005, 03:05 PM »
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Of course ,if you were smoking a joint at the time....different story.


Like from the Chris Rock skit "How to NOT get your ass kicked by the police" "now if you get caught jumping a turnstyle, you may get off with a warning, but if you jumped it with a gun in your pants, while smoking a joint, you are gonna get your ass kicked"
   Either way, I had nothing to hide, all the dope was in the pet carrier with the kitties!!! HAHA
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« Reply #31 on: Mar 20, 2005, 07:08 PM »
That sounds like something Ricky would do with Bubble's kitties! LOL

ODJ.... I take it the cop didn't steal your Bologna. :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: Mar 20, 2005, 07:24 PM »
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That sounds like something Ricky would do with Bubble's kitties! LOL

ODJ.... I take it the cop didn't steal your Bologna. :lol:


No...He must of had TONS OF BACON in is car instead.. SNORT!SNORT!SNORT!!!!
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« Reply #33 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:07 PM »
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Of course ,if you were smoking a joint at the time....different story.


Like from the Chris Rock skit "How to NOT get your ass kicked by the police" "now if you get caught jumping a turnstyle, you may get off with a warning, but if you jumped it with a gun in your pants, while smoking a joint, you are gonna get your ass kicked"
   Either way, I had nothing to hide, all the dope was in the pet carrier with the kitties!!! HAHA


HAHAHA !! Good evasive dope manuver Ol' D! Or my fave one out of that Chris Rock skit...If your woman is mad at you.....LEAVE HER AT HOME ! Good thing your girl wasn't.

"HE GOT WEED ! HE GOT WEED ! "
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« Reply #34 on: Mar 20, 2005, 09:14 PM »
cops eh? meh me and cops dont mix one of my freinds who is 19 was doing vandalism under a bridge and he got cuaght and he put his hands up to get arrested and they beat him up with their nightsticks  and he was in the hopsital and broke many bones
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« Reply #35 on: Mar 21, 2005, 12:41 AM »
The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. usually got away:

(But I remember one FFFB comic where they picked-up a hitchhiker - and later got stopped by a very polite cop - but the passenger is very political and starts shouting OFF THE PIGS! KILL THE PIGS! and of course they are sitting on a bunch of weed . . can't recall how they got out of that one :lol: !) Cheers!
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« Reply #36 on: Mar 21, 2005, 02:53 AM »
The hitchiker sics his dog on the "PIG"  and jumps out. The freaks decide to get outta there "while both of them are occupied"    


Lets go :,   Freak Brothers Trivia! :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #37 on: Mar 21, 2005, 02:59 AM »
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The hitchiker sics his dog on the "PIG"  and jumps out. The freaks decide to get outta there "while both of them are occupied"    


Lets go :,   Freak Brothers Trivia! :lol:  :lol:


Wow! Rev. Saucy - you are da man! I love the Freak Bros. - I used to do some display design for print ads in the 70s - ripped the FFFB off again and again :oops: ! Cops chasin basically harmless guys is the most seductive and interesting shite . . anymore FFFB flashbacks? Remember Fat Freddy's CAt?
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« Reply #38 on: Mar 21, 2005, 03:23 AM »
"I'm Fat Freddies Cat ,and I take no gruff when I strutt my stuff!"

The ultimate "Trailer Park" Cat!
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bigbenjamin

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« Reply #39 on: Mar 21, 2005, 04:11 PM »
No cops will bother you or your weed at this Fat Freddy's Cat:


 Azz from England.
I visited Fat Freddy's by recommendation of a few people, arrived around 8pm shop has one long counter and stools, there was a good menu with about 8 weeds and 6 hashes on offer in 6 and 12 euro deals. Very friendly geeza serving, who recommended a grass called hi-high, one of most potent weed I have smoked. There was also K2, Skunk, Superskunk and 2-3 others. Range of soft drinks and munchies as well as skins. Not sure of opening hours. All in all an excellent place well worth a visit as is only 20k or so from Hook.

Make yr reservations now :twisted: :
http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Database/ShopsB/FatFreddys.html

Cheers!
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