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« on: Mar 18, 2005, 02:13 AM »
Well kids...yours truely here....with some Grand friggin news...just got me a citation for failure to obey a stop sign...been up a few hours so I guess my pupils didnt dilate to suit em so oh yeah...got pulled out o car...got the search....nothing found...nothing there...point being??? I got a ticket in Feb for speeding and had to have a clean record for 3 months...well f that idea...so now it goes on me record and I get a nice hike on the insurance...and my mate....UGH some support there...I was going out for smokes and a coke...a cola...meanwhile...as he was searching ...I thought of here and all the things I would like to say....here they are in no real order..1.  ah for phuck sakes!  2.  I was just going for cokes and smokes gnomesayin?  3.  I wonder if they are gonna mention a "shit rope"  4.  I will then mention the shit bat and hope they commend me on my analogy.  5.  Wouldn't it be funny if I exited the car...rum and coke first.  6.  Telling them that my friend had nothing to do with it...for he is a farmer.  7.  I just like to take this opportunity to announce that me and Tyronne is open for business....8. call them stupidity heads. 9.  Tell them I am like this *crosses fingers* with the sunnyvale crew..and number 10.  Say to them...KNOCK KNOCK BOYS...and well, you guys know the rest..  *smiles*  still with the humour..this sucks...I need a hug and a beer.. PHUCK!
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 18, 2005, 02:33 AM »
Courage, my love!
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 18, 2005, 03:01 AM »
yes, but this still sucks daddy.  I still cant sleep...never been "searched" before.. *sighs*
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 18, 2005, 05:28 AM »
Well CL...that does suck cause insurance isn't that cheap to begin with. But your post was very funny. :wink: Here's a hug and a beer comin' your way! :cheers:
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 18, 2005, 08:44 AM »
awwwwwwww..... I felt that hug...and the beer was YUMMY!!!  ty ..you guys are killer sweet!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 18, 2005, 09:07 AM »
Don't drink and drive and post about it.  You know what kind of shit that starts.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 18, 2005, 09:29 AM »
I wasnt...nor would I....I did though when I got home.... Jullian rocks came to my rescue in fine style....*SMILES*
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 18, 2005, 09:53 AM »
ewwww! ,getting pulled over and searched..Such a violation! Leaves ya feeling a bit fucked up ,eh?
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 18, 2005, 10:03 AM »
Yeah...just a tick....I hate being controlled like that....no voice....their lil blonde prisoner on the side of the road.....waiting for another order to turn around.....pull out pockets....(this is starting to get hot)  giggles...
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 18, 2005, 11:17 AM »
Cottonelle lover - what does this topic have to do with News And Announcements?

I'm going to move it to General.
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 18, 2005, 11:37 AM »
It was news. I was announcing.  Thought it fit.  Move it where you desire sire.  *sheesh*
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 18, 2005, 12:33 PM »
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I wasnt...nor would I....I did though when I got home.... Jullian rocks came to my rescue in fine style....*SMILES*


You know it girl.....I got your back! :wink:  Besides....drinkin' and drivin' is whack Jack..... everyone knows that....especially CL. :wink:  :)
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 18, 2005, 12:38 PM »
Was one of the Cops named Jim, or knew a Jim?
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 18, 2005, 01:22 PM »
Shake=Funny
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 18, 2005, 02:04 PM »
This thread is hillarious, you guys! You're killin' me!  :lol:

Sucks about the stop and search though, CL...

If I didn't live in the middle of nowhere, I'd give up driving in cars altogether. They are nothin but a nuissance!
My car officially owes me $750 bucks for bein a piece of ASS!! (aka needing new struts, brake shoes, oil change & fuses).  Sometimes I feel like Ricky drivin around in my beast, just WAITING to get pulled over for some type of defective equipment...
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 18, 2005, 04:06 PM »
rack up some grills on it...and see what happens...*smiles*
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 18, 2005, 04:38 PM »
fuck tha police
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 18, 2005, 04:44 PM »
I should have mentioned that too in my previous thought....rock pile...hard as PHUCK.  *laughing my arse off over here*  by the way,  the took the boys off of BBC America... what gives????
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 18, 2005, 04:59 PM »
Someone posted that on my Julian fansite. Are u sure though? They still have it listed on the BBC America website.
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 18, 2005, 05:11 PM »
Yes, I am sure...the boys have been replaced by no other than....Graham Norton..*shudders*  First the fat boys break up...now this.
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 18, 2005, 05:32 PM »
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It was news. I was announcing.  Thought it fit.  Move it where you desire sire.  *sheesh*


It's for news about the site, not your personal life. What's the big deal!?!
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 18, 2005, 06:12 PM »
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Yeah...just a tick....I hate being controlled like that....no voice....their lil blonde prisoner on the side of the road.....waiting for another order to turn around.....pull out pockets....(this is starting to get hot)  giggles...


Did a female cop search you? I told a male cop once that he can't search me because I'm a girl. (a teenage girl at that-1980's) He said "Do as your told young lady!"  And I said "No, get a lady cop and don't touch me!" Even the guy who called the cops on us didn't want any part of that. I feel the officer in your case overreacted. Especialy if he didn't smell alcohol.

When the cops would show up....I don't know what my friends dreaded most back in the day...... The fact that they showed up or what I was going to say to them.
Such a personal violation..........i'm really sorry you had to endure that.
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 18, 2005, 07:29 PM »
Yes....I am staying in tonight...as for you buc nasty....there is no deal....comedy can be fun...nothing serious....*smiles*
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 20, 2005, 12:38 AM »
Please don't say "fuck tha police".

Where would society be without a form of structure?

I met a buddy for drinks last night.  When I asked her what was new she told me her hubby is training to be a cop in the Calgary police force.  When I asked her if she was worried for him she said that she initially wasn't until a few weeks ago.  It turns out her friend's husband was one of the RCMP officers who was ambushed and shot to death a couple of weeks ago.

Like I said, please don't say detrimental things about people who are brave enough to sacrifice their lives for our well being.

My humble opinion,
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 20, 2005, 01:19 AM »
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Please don't say "fuck tha police".

Where would society be without a form of structure?
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Oh I utterly agree, while I am something of a libertine I know Anarcchy to be untenable.  But I do have this nagging memory that the quote was from a popular 'rap' song many years ago?  Perhaps it is a reference to that and not real life law enforcement, I notice many rap themes within the TPB show.
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