Topic: I'm movin' to the park!!! (Read 928 times)

Cdale_Bubbles · « **on:** Feb 03, 2012, 09:03 PM »

Hey boys and girls, and all you street hustlers on your jock, that stick together, well...your jock don't stick together, but you know what I mean.

I got some great fucking news....I'm movin' to the park!! That's right...me and the old lady split up, and I'm going solo, as in Han and the garbage monster that licked my leg.

I've never lived in a trailer park before, so this is a first for me. I played in 'em when I was a kid, visited gramma and grampa in their trailer, visited sis in hers, but never lived in one myself.

Just filled out the application today. Signing the lease and writing 'em a check on Monday. Move-in date's on the 15th, and I'm am so fucking psyched!!

It is one sweet-assed trailer. A little small, 850sq. feet, but she runs like a dream, no wait, she's brand fucking new, that's what. Yes, a brand new trailer. It even has that brand new smell. It's fucking awesome!!!!!!

Brand new deck which faces North-South, so I can catch some rays, and the backyard faces a line of beautiful trees and a creek. My back window in my bedroom faces the trees, so damn awesome, I'll tell ya.

No dogs, no parties, no smoking in the trailer, which is all fine with me. Should be a nice quiet park with no bottle kids, or drunk Lahey and Randy to fuck things up.

When things come together and I'm moved in, I'll post some pics and we'll get this cocksucker in the air!!!

Can't wait to make some drinks, and get some bubbles goin'.

And hopefully slap a few badonkadonks.

cinthb · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 03, 2012, 11:03 PM »

Life mimics art. Best of luck in the new dwelling Cdale.
FYI: Usually, there's no auto repair or maintainence of any kind allowed in a park. Buy a weather station radio, cuz twisters are attracted to trailers.

Ms Vee · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 03, 2012, 11:13 PM »

Enjoy your new pad!

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 04, 2012, 12:46 AM »

Enjoy your new life in the Trailerhood Cdale


Toby Keith - Trailerhood

English Bastard · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 04, 2012, 05:16 AM »

Nice one I hope all goes well for you

iheartricky · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 04, 2012, 12:44 PM »

Enjoy and good luck in this new chapter!

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 06, 2012, 09:41 AM »

Thanks for the replies, guys and gals. I just signed the lease this morning. Now check this out... I am ending a 23 year marriage, I applied for the trailer on Feb 3rd (known as 2/3 here in the states), my sis told me both of her divorce papers were signed on Feb 3rd, I started this thread on Feb 3rd, and today I asked what my trailer number was going to be, and, yep, you guessed it: 23

Hey, boys, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out!!

Ok, hang on....

Whew! I feel better now.

gabety · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 06, 2012, 10:41 AM »

Go get a lottery ticket for Christ's sake!

cinthb · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 06, 2012, 06:15 PM »

Get to a roulette wheel for fuck's sake

iheartricky · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 06, 2012, 06:52 PM »

Your lucky number!

riverman · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 07, 2012, 02:52 PM »

Advice from someone who was married a very long time. Stay away from the women for a while. At your age they are very easy to get and even harder to get rid of.
Good luck it is a different world out there now than 23 years ago.
And screw the no loud party rules. Just smoke your dope outside that is the easiest way to make new friends.

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 07, 2012, 10:09 PM »

Was headed off to the strip club to play 23 on the VLT's, but Ray drank all the drinkin' money. Ray!!!

But, seriously, yeah...no badonkadonks for a long while...Bubs has gotta be alone for a while, as I got alot on my mind, and I gotta do some thinkin, like, down by the swamp or something...

Today, I bought my new queen sized Sealy Posturpedic pillow top bed, and a big fuckin' recliner, both are very badass.

Move in date is the 15th, can hardly fuckin' wait. Gotta wait on our refund checks first, cash them, split it, and then wooosh!....I'm gone.

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:57 AM »

And, to top off all this craziness, look who I found on the sidewalk right outside my office at work:

That is such a trip!!

Fishyneil · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 10:58 AM »

That's awesome, man

Fishy

iheartricky · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 06:29 PM »

That's too damn cool!

gabety · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 09:26 PM »

Quote from: Cdale_Bubbles on Feb 08, 2012, 09:57 AM

And, to top off all this craziness, look who I found on the sidewalk right outside my office at work:

That is such a trip!!

I spent a year in Carbondale more than 30 years ago. Where, in Carbondale is that at?

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 10:45 AM »

That pic is on a sidewalk right outside the Wham Building. Also, I spotted a row of these along a concrete structure by the Life Sciences building. I'll snap a shot of that, too, when I get the chance, hopefully today. If I get brave enough, the campus will wake up one morning to a 100 foot cock-ridin' cowboy spray-painted on the huge sidewalk outside Lawson Hall, the largest lecture hall on campus. I'll have to get drunk and bring Conky and my guitar to get up the nerve for that, lol. Instead of "Cyrus->", I'll spray-paint "Cheng->" which is the last name of our Chancellor. It would be a riot!!

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 01:31 PM »

So, now that I know my new address, I've ordered new checks at the bank and decided to look for some pre-printed address labels for when I send out letters to Alex Lifeson and bills for cat food and shopping cart supplies. Came across this one, and I love it!

Look at that kitty and the last name. How could I not order these? Man, if that was a Jack Russel, I'd be totally losing it.

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 04:18 PM »

OK, as promised, here is the other Bubbles stencil work that I found on our university campus:

And, to answer their question.....um, yes, very much so.

DavidB_Bubbles · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 05:57 PM »

Wow

that's really cool

iheartricky · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 06:19 PM »

Totally badass!

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 09:56 AM »

Yeah, that's on this huge concrete structure, and those are just four of about a dozen Bubbles stencils painted across it. It really grabs your attention as you pass by it. I wonder what people think when they see it, if they haven't seen the show?

Well, anyway...back to the topic at hand...I get the keys to my place on the 15th, and I looked on the calendar, and don't you know it....it's Community Day....no wait....I mean Flag Day in Canada.

Another crazy coincidence, I guess, or must be some karmic thing goin' on with me.

I'm really tempted to get a Canadian flag and hang it in my living room, and sing Workin' Man or something, as I don't know the Canadian Anthem. Heck, Trailer Park Life is my Canadian anthem.

And, as I was driving into work this morning, I was thinking about how this is going to be a fresh start, a new beginning. Kinda like a new birth, and doing it on my own. So, really, I'm kinda self-birthing myself.

cinthb · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 06:12 PM »

Cdale you're on a roll fella. Do keep us posted as you move and settle in.

moncton velvet smooth · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 11, 2012, 12:32 AM »

You ain't heard "Oh, Canada" at like a million sporting events?
That stencil fawkin rocks!
Enjoy your trailer park life, gnomesayin??!!

Cdale_Bubbles · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: moncton velvet smooth on Feb 11, 2012, 12:32 AM

You ain't heard "Oh, Canada" at like a million sporting events?
That stencil fawkin rocks!
Enjoy your trailer park life, gnomesayin??!!

Hey, mvs, now wait a doggone minute....."Oh, Canada" ?

Aw heck, and all this time I thought their anthem was called "Canada, Eh" ?

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