Topic: Mug Shots

[JulianRocks]

What if you found out that JP T dyes his hair?  ( he does)

Nothin' wrong with that......I do too!!!!

[Witch-Ho]

Well that's just for overall liveability (and we are still talking fictional characters) -Randy has your back, will remain loyal,

True, but all relationships require some give and take!  One sided relationships rarely work.  I think it's worth a cheeseburger or two for a man who's willing to take off really tight pants and wrassle over you.
 :lol:

[SgtMeowsteen]

A better picture, either a Friday or a Saturday...

Yes, a much better picture.  I fear I may have nightmares tonight after that first one.  Green women scare me.

Well Shake.....I guess you're not like Captain Kirk cause he liked them green, blue, human , alien.

Oh I'm not saying I don't sleep with alien women, in fact I do but that is a whole other thread.  I guess when it comes to green women I have to listen to Eddie Murphy's words of wisdom.  Hey JR that twice in 2 days I mentioned Eddie Murphy.

Is that what the Fack they meant by "to boldly go where no man has gone before"  ????   Man I'm so naive, I thought they were talking about moon rock samples & space shit. Like "NAYSAW" right Ricky?
Man Shake. Alien Women?  You better get that Jimmy hat debriefed nomesayn?

[SgtMeowsteen]

What if you found out that JP T dyes his hair?  ( he does)

Nothin' wrong with that......I do too!!!!

Ok...I'm gonna do my best Becca post impression......ere goes.

** clears throat..rolls shoulders & neck..shakes out arms...turns to crowd **

" I know one way to find out if his hair is REALLY black "

cheers!

Thank you ! Good nite ! I'll be here all week ! Make sure to tip your waitress !

[Saucy Bastard]

                                                         

[Pipes]

What if you found out that JP T dyes his hair?  ( he does)

Nothin' wrong with that......I do too!!!!

Ok...I'm gonna do my best Becca post impression......ere goes.

** clears throat..rolls shoulders & neck..shakes out arms...turns to crowd **

" I know one way to find out if his hair is REALLY black "

cheers!

Thank you ! Good nite ! I'll be here all week ! Make sure to tip your waitress !

 Ah God, Sarge, don't encourage her! Like she needs any more ammunition for her sexually laced tirades heh Lates.

 "We're gettin' drunk today, Randy...big time."-Lahey

[SgtMeowsteen]

Thanks Big B!
That's pretty much me! Always friggin' happy!

PS forgot to add.
That pic of SgtMeowsteen...from the webcam...looks like a frickin' rockstar, man! Like a close-up from the f-ing concert of the century! Hardcore superstardom right thur!

Peace out fo real...

And can you believe my High School Guidance Counselor told me to find a career in the Post Office?  Fackin Prick. Jag off is probably spraying Tinactin in all the Bowling Rental shoes somewhere.

[Witch-Ho]

Oh LOL!  
You are on a roll if I may say so Seargent, MAAM!  (Ten-HuTT or however you say it lol)

[Pipes]

Thanks Big B!
That's pretty much me! Always friggin' happy!

PS forgot to add.
That pic of SgtMeowsteen...from the webcam...looks like a frickin' rockstar, man! Like a close-up from the f-ing concert of the century! Hardcore superstardom right thur!

Peace out fo real...

And can you believe my High School Guidance Counselor told me to find a career in the Post Office?  Fackin Prick. Jag off is probably spraying Tinactin in all the Bowling Rental shoes somewhere.

 You are waaaaaaay too fackin' much, Sarge. You're seriously becoming one of my favs around here    Lates.

 "Treena, can u buy me a bag of chips?"-Trevor

[Pipes]

Oh LOL!  
You are on a roll if I may say so Seargent, MAAM!  (Ten-HuTT or however you say it lol)

 At ease, Witch-ho (is it just me, or does that just seem completely absurd to say heh) Lates.

 "There's a leech on my bird!"-Bubbles

[Witch-Ho]

Oh LOL!  
You are on a roll if I may say so Seargent, MAAM!  (Ten-HuTT or however you say it lol)

 At ease, Witch-ho (is it just me, or does that just seem completely absurd to say heh) Lates.

 "There's a leech on my bird!"-Bubbles

 I think it's a comedy classic.  I'm trying to read it with you sounding like Morpheus from the Matrix and me as Sigourney Weaver in any one of the Aliens films.

*pop*

Wakes up from a dream, what was that?  Were we talking about something?   I was just having the most lovely dream about alien computers.... LOL

(OK sorry maybe I'm TOO surrealist for this forum sometimes.  Ah fuggit I'm gonna go see if H.A.L. is malfunctioning and wants to sing me Daisy.  I'll bet $5 virtual dollars that someone here knows what I'm talking about too.)

[Becca]

Many of the women here seem to be in love with JPT. Just a quick question: would you accept it if he shaved off his patented goatee?

Okay, girls .. who's with me on this one?

I've known for quite some time that his hair is dyed black.  No biggie ... he could be bald, doesn't matter.  To me, his face is symmetrical and his voice is soft but deep.  His body .. big and strong.

So, I guess it doesn't matter about the goatee, eh?  

Cheers,
B.  

[Becca]

[Ok...I'm gonna do my best Becca post impression......ere goes.

** clears throat..rolls shoulders & neck..shakes out arms...turns to crowd **

" I know one way to find out if his hair is REALLY black "

cheers!

Thank you ! Good nite ! I'll be here all week ! Make sure to tip your waitress !

Hahahah!  Exactly!!!!  Though you forgot to say, "Try the veal!"  

Cheers,
B.

[goldensaint]

:shudder: your just saying that to torture me..big and strong..soft voice..jeez..did imention i have obsessive compulsive disorder? you guys ENCOURAGE stalking.

[purple_skwirrel]

Wait a sec...what was this thread about?  

I know a guy who closely resembles JP, but he knows he's good looking, if you know what I mean.  He had to shave off his goatee for some reason a couple years back (girlfriend pressure I think), and blech...we all noticed how quickly he grew it back again.

W-O, can you do something with one of your programs and make a sample of what he would look like?  Just a thought  

[Witch-Ho]

Wait a sec...what was this thread about?  

I know a guy who closely resembles JP, but he knows he's good looking, if you know what I mean.  He had to shave off his goatee for some reason a couple years back (girlfriend pressure I think), and blech...we all noticed how quickly he grew it back again.

W-O, can you do something with one of your programs and make a sample of what he would look like?  Just a thought  

If I remember I might.  Do you want just shaved or shaved AND blonde?  I could probably manage something.  If I wasn't... so ...sleeepppyyy.  Must drag undead carcass to bed now.   *Shlumph*!  Draggg...drag.... drag.... ahh, the waterbed at last.

[purple_skwirrel]

One of each - LOL!

[JulianRocks]

What if you found out that JP T dyes his hair?  ( he does)

Nothin' wrong with that......I do too!!!!

Ok...I'm gonna do my best Becca post impression......ere goes.

** clears throat..rolls shoulders & neck..shakes out arms...turns to crowd **

" I know one way to find out if his hair is REALLY black "

cheers!

Thank you ! Good nite ! I'll be here all week ! Make sure to tip your waitress !

Good one Sarge!!!!!    

[JulianRocks]

Many of the women here seem to be in love with JPT. Just a quick question: would you accept it if he shaved off his patented goatee?

Okay, girls .. who's with me on this one?

I've known for quite some time that his hair is dyed black.  No biggie ... he could be bald, doesn't matter.  To me, his face is symmetrical and his voice is soft but deep.  His body .. big and strong.

So, I guess it doesn't matter about the goatee, eh?  

Cheers,
B.  

EXACTLY!!! We're with you 100% Becca!

[shake]

(OK sorry maybe I'm TOO surrealist for this forum sometimes.  Ah fuggit I'm gonna go see if H.A.L. is malfunctioning and wants to sing me Daisy.  I'll bet $5 virtual dollars that someone here knows what I'm talking about too.)

2001 A Space Odyssey, I saw it years ago, forget about most of it.

[purple_skwirrel]

(OK sorry maybe I'm TOO surrealist for this forum sometimes.  Ah fuggit I'm gonna go see if H.A.L. is malfunctioning and wants to sing me Daisy.  I'll bet $5 virtual dollars that someone here knows what I'm talking about too.)

2001 A Space Odyssey, I saw it years ago, forget about most of it.

I have HAL on my startup and message receipts in email...I am SUCH a nerd!  

[RumNCoke]

Okay, girls .. who's with me on this one?

I've known for quite some time that his hair is dyed black.  No biggie ... he could be bald, doesn't matter.  To me, his face is symmetrical and his voice is soft but deep.  His body .. big and strong.

So, I guess it doesn't matter about the goatee, eh?

[Shit machine gun]

I've noticed in the last season and in the pics I've seen during the offseason, that he is starting to grow out his mullet to match Trevor.  Maybe there's a story line where he idolizes the nerds.

[Shit machine gun]

I found a picture of me doing a Bubbles impression sans glasses while helping some buddies move their shit.

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[hunnerbun]

Hahahaa.....gotta love the broken terra cotta pot, upside down...Like Ricky would pack it....and the 2 Texas Mickeys sticking out of the box near the cab...within reach of the driver...how convenient!