I hear you, Hunnerbun. I can't find any pepperoni around here. And unlike Shake, I can't get pepperoni from the Sobey's in this town. The Sobey's across the street doesn't carry pepperoni. All they have is that dried up shit that is covered in plastic and sits out on the shelf next to the canned goods. That's not fuckin' pepperoni. And nobody knows what pepperoni is around here. There isn't a deli counter in town that has real pepperoni. I am not sure if it is a southern Ontario thing, or a Kitchener-Waterloo thing. This area was settled by Germans and, as a result, sausage is a big thing around here. I have never seen more varieties of Schneider's sausage in my life! Sausage is not an adequate substitute for Chris Brother's T.N.T. pepperoni!